April 29, 2007
I No Come Work Today!
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick,
Headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
Today.
When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great.
I be work soon.....you got nice house."
Headache, stomach ache, legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
Today.
When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great.
I be work soon.....you got nice house."
Labels: fun
// posted by Tonje @ 8:58 am 
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